Work It Out Plaaaylist

Currently I am training for a 10K next year.  Four days a week I am sweatin my tush off at the gym.  Let me tell you, I'm lovin every minute of it (minus having to shower every single day).  I have created a workout playlist and seem to only have 9 songs on it.  This songs include:


1. Jason Derulo - In My Head
2. Meat Loaf - Bat Out Of Hell
3. Meat Loaf - Paradise By The Dashboard Light
4. Soulja Boy - Crank That (Travis Barker Remix)
5. Eminem - Lose Yourself
6. Disturbed - Down With The Sickness
7. Nickelback - Something In Your Mouth
8. Nickelback - Next Contestant
9. Christina Aguilera - Dirty


I'm tellin all of you loyal fans this because I would really love a few more suggestions... songs that you may use to pump you up when you're workin out =)


That's all.  Adios for now.

Warren Ranch [new family member]

"A dog is a man's best friend"


What about a woman??  That statement erks me.  Because recently (6 minutes ago) my Warren Ranch roomie suggested we get a dog for our lovely home.  Of course I would have to agree because it would be another friend I could add to my short list of friends.  Also recently, Warren Ranch has lost their long beloved pet, "Warren".  Warren was a funny character.  Just when you stopped thinking about him, he would come cuddle with you.  It was adorable.  Talk about unconditional love.  It was tough to keep track of him because his neck was just a little too small for a collar and leash.  Warren has lived with us since we moved in, and sadly enough... he vanished.  Actually he followed one of my roomies to class and never returned =(.  Warren is a fly, did I mention that?  Unfortunate circumstances. 


Any who, so this is why we decided to acquire a dog.  A Chihuahua was the first suggestion.  DISGUSTING!!! Not happening as long as I'm around.  I would step on the little sh*t.  Or throw him out the window and hope he hits the ground hard (or the roomies car who even suggested getting one).  Nope, not happening.  I would really enjoy a Siberian Husky.  Please just google pictures of one and tell me I'm wrong.  My whole body warms up just looking at them.  Little rascals.  Then my roomie found a doggy online named Winston.  WINSTON!! <3  He would fit in just perfectly!! But, for now, we are still searchin (and we may need approval by the 3 other lovely ladies living here).  Until then, enjoy the day!
Adios

Life of a library go[er]

Here I am.. sitting in the MSU library on campus for the 2nd time of the year.  One reason I remember why I never liked coming here is the fact that I need to walk a gazillion steps to the bathroom.  I have been consuming chex mix every hour of the day since November 1st.  Needless to say... it really puts my bowels in motion.  


Another reason why I choose not to volunteer my time in the brary is because of creep "Gap" man sitting at the next table.  Since I sat down (8:45 pm ish... and it is currently 10:50) said Gap Man has done nothing but smile at his lap top.  Everyone once in a while his leg will twitch... and he may cross is arms a different way.  Which leads me to believe he is not learning about phonetics (the study of speech sounds).  I dare not make eye contact with Gap Man.  As soon as I typed that sentence, my roomie started to "Dougie" and him and I stared for a good 3 seconds.  If any of you do not know what "Dougie" is please.... don't.  It is a ridiculous wannabe of "Crank That."  Remember when I told you Gap Man was smiling... well now he is giggling.  And not in a "Oh, I'm a sweet guy" giggle.. I mean a "I'm not learning about phonetics" giggle.


I'm running home.  Till next time fellas.  Adios


P.S. Gap Man doesn't have shoes on.

We Are Who We Are

Welcome back my loyal fans,

I apologize for not writing a blog since whenever my last blog was written.... (I'm getting my amnesia checked on Wednesday)  Finishing up my Halloween post, I just needed to let you know it was a very successful holiday.  I, as none of you know, went as Flo.  Yep.. Flo from the Progressive commercial.  Everyone loved up on Flo minus the evil other girl who was dressed up as ME (well Flo) who I gave a curby to.  Remember when I told you I give a lot of opinions with very little facts... well the fact is that a "curby" is when you put someone's face up to a curb and kick the back of their head.  Very successful evening.  OH and I ran into the Gecco from Geico.  Needless to say I stole his costume and burnt it.. then sold him insurance for his next year's costume =)

Not only is November 1st All Saints Day... but also Facetious Bloggess's
BDAY!!!! My Granny tells me every year on my Bday I do not need

to do anything I don't want to on my Bday and that is exactly

what I did.  Mom and I went to Olive Garden and strangely enough

the girl sitting next to us turned the same age as me today!  I told the

waiter she was lying and so I got to enjoy my free desert twice :)

What can I say I was depressed about Moss leavin our AWFUL TEAM

because our DBag of a head coach is a narcissist.  I don't care what

anyone says, Moss is one of the best receivers in the NFL.  Bunch of BS

I almost feel bad for all of you who bought his jersey for not even a handful

of games he played and even less catches. 

45 minutes left of my bday.  I'm gonna dance it out.  Adios homies.